Christmas Haze

When people walk around slowly in shops oblivious to people that are trying to get past them etc

I was walking through the mall and people were backed up behind the lady that was stuck in a Christmas Haze

by Imtfbundy December 22, 2013

Christmas Magic

When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.

My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.

by tridaddy November 20, 2020

Turkish Christmas

When you alternate force feeding your friend seasame seeds and cups of water until they either throw up or piss their pants.

"Dude Jayden had an amazing Turkish Christmas last night!"

by MAKEOUTHILL666 December 21, 2017

Father Christmas

One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.

Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?

by Jinad October 17, 2022

Christmas kills

Obtaining more kills on a video game due to the fact that a large number of yonger or more inexperienced players have just received the video game for christmas.

I got a lot of "Christmas kills" today after all these newbs got the game I play for Christmas.

by Djjoojoo December 29, 2009

Christmas af

When you have Christmas fucking spirit and decor all around the house like whoop whoop!

Oh my god like Josie is Christmas af she has her ugly Christmas sweater and her peppermint mocha and everything like oh my god

by Elittle March 27, 2016

Christmas in July

When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.

Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:

Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."

Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.

by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021