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sexual hamburger

A threesome in which a black guy sexes up two fat white chicks at the same time. One honny on top, the other on the bottom, hence the visual...sexual hamburger!
Clarence ordered a sexual hamburger to go, well done Clarence.
by Bagel Dog January 28, 2006
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sexual intercoarse

when a boy elephant meets a girl elephant they partake in akts of sexual itercoarse
two elephants at the zoo doin it with little kids watching
by west side monkey December 16, 2004
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Sexually Preserved

Someone who is sexually preserved; a virgin. Otherwise referred to a SPV.
"Don't date him, you're sexually preserved. He's a very sexual person."
by SVP October 8, 2013
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Sexually Constipated

The pain and sadness that results from not performing sexual acts.
" What's up with him?"
"Oh, He's just sexually constipated dude! His girlfriend won't give him any."
by Borta58 December 18, 2012
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Sexual Reciprocity

A concept pioneered by the Nobel Prize winning Scientist RogueMuffin. In a consenting relationship, there exists an understanding between both parties that a mutual exchange of procreative action is a fundamental requirement of a stable relationship. This understanding was established by Newton's Third Law and The Tribbiani Doctrine.
I believe that the daily mutual masturbation exercises and 69ing is an important to maintaining sexual reciprocity in our relationship!
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Sexual miracle

When something sexual happens to a person / between people that can only be defined as an act of God.
Damn, I'm a horny, 33 year old, single Christian, I need a sexual miracle.
by JustifiedbyJesus December 18, 2020
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currency sexual

Someone whose sexual arousal comes from getting paid for sexual acts or having sex with someone with lots of money and possessions.
I don't get sexually aroused by looks, I get horny when I'm getting paid I'm a currency sexual.
by Cairo Leading February 23, 2022
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