hand journey

spanking the monkey.

Alfredo felt lonely last night, so he decided to go on a hand journey.

by grimpin1 October 18, 2010

hand throb

hand·throb ha-nd-throb

noun

1. a rapid hand beat or pulsation of the hand.

2. a passionate or sentimental hand.

3. a special someone who is on your mind when you do your own thingie.

My hand throb Andrea and I became best buddies.

by knick January 28, 2014

Goblin Hands

When you change all of your crypto currency holdings to US Dollar Tether and wait for a better price to buy back in so you can hopefully make more gains.

The market is super volatile right now so I have goblin hands to buy the dip.

by WÅRSTVRZ June 8, 2021

Mehlige Hand

A German idiom describing someone, who is a particularly experienced baker.

A: “mmh these cookies are delicious! You must have a real mehlige Hand.”
B: “Thank you so much!”

by MyLittlePonyLoverXXX December 5, 2021

spitty hand

The smell that lingers on the givers hand after a blow job.

RD:"What's that smell?"
BU:"That's my spitty hand"
RD:"Where'd you get that from"
BU:"I was bobbing for applies this morning w/SC"

by Bethy U December 9, 2008

Hand Hurdles

When people have an obsession when talking to move there hands in a forward circle motion making them appear to jump over invisible hand hurdles.

John can't talk without jumping over those hand hurdles

by SDax April 15, 2019

Has hands

When something is seemingly easy but can absolutely throw hands.

I thought this homework was going to be easy but it has hands

by Applebottomshorts November 10, 2021