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Love

When you really want opsgenie/pagerduty but your director says your budget doesn't allow it, but someone else uses their budget to give it to you.
When Steven gave up his department's budget, so the OCC could get Pagerduty or OpsGeinie, it was the first time anyone in the OCC felt true love
by bkapomatic April 1, 2021
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platonic love

PLATONIC LOVE WON'T EXIST IF ELI AND CASSIE WERE ABORTED
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Love

- a four letter word used as a tool to manipulate others into doing/believing what you want them to
“But if you love me you should not need to have friends”

“I only scream and shout and hurt you only because I care enough about us because I “Love” you if only you didn’t do certain things I wouldn’t have to get like this

he/she sedates your mind with words that cloud your judgement, they satisfy themselves being able to do as they want and get away with it because of one simple four letter word “love”.
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Jesus loves you

Manipulation. A simple way to push your religion on people who don’t give a flying fuck about your book club.
*someone chilling and being themselves (typically people who are lgbtq)*
“Jesus loves you”
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I love you

If you know someone who would say this to you and mean it you know that you matter and probably not only to this person.
This word mean a lot and don’t use them if you don’t mean them that’s the baddest lie that you can tell someone( you only can tell a person that you love her if u really know her
Guy : i love you

Other person : you mean it
Guy : yes

Other person : you can’t say that you love me if u don’t know me , you know me if you know what my deepest secrets are and you know what I mean even when I didn’t say anything. So don’t Tell me that you love me After knowing me for 1 week
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UNO I LOVE YOU

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The Reverend Turtelius master love

Originated in the love canal we all know as jason's dark, and recessed mind... this ones for you
The Reverend: Hey, you in the glasses...mmmhmm thats it
Girl in glasses: Screw you
The Reverend: Hey lady, your just playing hard to get OHHH SNAPPP

also....... That man, let me tell you, he's good looking, gets all the women, he must be The reverend Turtelius master love

A.K.A jason
by Jason.. aka Turtelius fresh November 8, 2004
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