Bitchausen Syndrome

When you make up things to be a bitch about. Also known as BS.

Extreme cases can morph into the dreaded and incurable Cuntausen Syndrome.

Bitchausen Syndrome by Proxy occurs when someone is forced to interact with the individual suffering from BS.

She appears to be suffering from Bitchausen Syndrome as she is hysterical and arguing with me over something that only happened in her head!

by Rene Riley September 25, 2018

Ivory Tower Syndrome

A state of mind sometimes found in academics and intellectuals who become so wrapped up in their intelligence and their studies (their "Ivory Tower") that they become disconnected from the rest of the world. Often produces attributes that make for unpleasant social interactions, ranging from severe shyness and introversion to arrogance, haughtiness, and pride.

Dr. So-And-So used to be such a great person until they started working in academia. Then they started losing touch with the world around them and developed a severe case of Ivory Tower Syndrome, and now they think everyone with an IQ less than 120 is an "ignoramus."

by EliteNinja26 July 17, 2023

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome

A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs

by Uncle Hiro September 2, 2013

Punk Derangement Syndrome

Punk Derangement Syndrome (PDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of CM Punk to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason."

Whenever we talk about wrestling, Matt always says how much he despises CM Punk. He definitely has Punk Derangement Syndrome.

by GucciGotch August 1, 2024

gyatt syndrome

When a male has a big butt

Yooo bro Jonny has gyatt syndrome

For real bro his butt is huge

by John pork is calling May 15, 2024

Sampson syndrome

Sampson syndrome

The man suffers from sampson syndrome

by Will Sonnet August 15, 2022

Smashed Crab Syndrome

Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.

"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."

by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014