dog bestfriend

Someone you love uncontrollably and give the most attention than anyone. Someone you tell all your secrets and knowing they won't tell. Someone you would do anything for because you love them so much. Someone who will always be your best friend even if they got their ass slapped when they pissed on the floor. And someone who you spend the most money to keep them healthy and adorable.

Hammie is my Dog bestfriend

by Lovesfogs April 6, 2017

hot dog handler

The fanny of a promiscuous lady.

I bet she's handled a few hot dogs in her time, the filthy hot dog handler

by Billybobs August 30, 2015

Flynn the dog

An autistic dog who hates going inside without muddy paws. It barks at its reaction and will make a bad guard dog as it wants to hug the robber and bite it’s owner

I’ve got a Flynn the dog!

by Flynn the autistic dog December 9, 2023

Autumn Dog Mine

Stealthily covered up piece(s) of dog residue camouflaged by a plethora of fallen leaves which catches the victim totally off guard. Footwear gets destroyed, emotions take a downward spiral, nostrils get melted and you have no idea when the suffering will end or what action you’ll need to take to get through this. Not even the philosophical and infectious chorus of a Daniel Bedingfield classic can offer encouragement.

“Oh for f*ck’s sake Andy, how did you manage to step in that calamitous autumn dog mine? it’s bigger than your shoe and I would have said it’s a human one until I saw the flakes of dog corn embedded in the tread of your left Gazelle sole”

by Jacobs Ladette December 23, 2024

dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma

If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones

by jumpstart912 October 26, 2022

Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking

Phrase to discretely say sex in relation to another person.

“Do you hear that noise over there”

“Yeah it sounds like some Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking”

“No I think they’re just having sex”

by Trentavious August 13, 2023

corn dog

National corn dogg day! It’s the day to go to ur local carnival and shove a corn dog up ur rear end! Very delicious and fun!

person 1: hey do you know what day it is?!
person 2: no what day is it?
person 1: it’s national corn dogg day!Its the day where you shove corn dogs up ur buttocks !

by mac_daddy42069 January 7, 2020