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Blue Balls

Blue Balls are folk dancing events for the upper class where the color scheme is primarily blue. The dress code for these exclusive events is all blue (ex. Blue Ball Gowns, or blue suits) and those who do not abide by these rules are not allowed entry. An example of a Blue Ball in pop culture would be the ball in Cinderella. It is recommended that you look up pictures of Blue Balls to truly understand them in all of their blue glory.
"Dorian, are you going to the Blue Ball?"

"Disney loves putting Blue Balls in their princess movies"
by The Gown Maker August 2, 2020
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balls

Look at his balls there so tiny LUCAS
by Bingle Bob May 2, 2022
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Nancie blue balls

A pretty girl with lovely blue eyes and a sexy bum
by slagxoxoxo April 11, 2022
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Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.
Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
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balls

the balls is where piss and cum is stored. Piss is normally stored in the left ball this is why it hangs lower.
people who have piss in their right ball are very disgusting. This causes ball induced depression this is how people become furries.
(guy 1): my piss is stored in my right ball

(guy 2): your balls are weird
by copperwiring March 28, 2022
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Visby Ball Tickler

An entity living in Visby on the island Gotland whose sole purpose is to tickle the balls of male humans while they are asleep
Oskar- Yo I heard there is a new Visby ball tickler roaming around right now
Noa- Yea its me 😈 😈
Oskar- What?? well idc because i dont live there
by AliSuicideBomber September 12, 2023
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ball cracker 9000

ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.
ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die
by hunju August 27, 2021
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