Low Desk Syndrome

When your desk is so low your hand hits the bottom of the desk due to excessive fapping.

"Dudes really suffering from low desk syndrome"

by FlexmastaPlus69 September 16, 2023

Silly Syndrome

Silly Syndrome is the incapability to be serious. Symptoms may include making silly faces, constantly trying to make people laugh, peculiar vocabulary, and being bat shit crazy in any situation.

"Did that guy just say goopy and grunky in the same sentence?". "Yeah he must have Silly Syndrome"

by Ascher May 2, 2023

Dude selfish syndrome

When a guy doesn't want a girl he has intercourse with or had relations with to talk to anyone else. He will get mad, name calling. Threatening, and easily pissed off at you.

He called you a whore and blocked you Shelly. What the hell does he have "dude selfish syndrome?"

by Shelly Smith January 18, 2017

Cloutpert Syndrome

When a close friend or relative gains popularity over the internet(or any modern media across all platforms) and ditches the said parties due to a boost of ego, they often feel like they are too good for their old non-popular friends or relatives, resulting in abandonment of their past and becoming submerged in only snotty attitude and clout.

"that artist on twitter used to be our close friend but they developed Cloutpert Syndrome after they got a large following."

by Psio April 27, 2020

Person attachment syndrome (PAS)

Type 1- When a person 1 becomes friends with person 2 and suddenly they become best friends and inseparable because the person 1 either needs something(drugs, Money, clout e.t.c.) or is desperate

Type 2- When a person starts dating/crushing on somebody and they are immediately attached and the never wanna talk about/think/ be with anybody else but that person because they are either wanna look good for other people, they are desperate, or they are using them(sex, Money,drugs,clout,e.c.t.)

Example of type 1:

Person 1- Have you seen Emily? I have been looking for her for like 30 minutes!

Person 2- She’s probably with Kate, she’s totally got Person attachment syndrome(PAS)

Example of type 2:
Person 1- Did you see Emma’s story with her new boyfriend Jack? They are acting like they have been dating for months!

Person 2- I know I say it too, she’s got a bad case of person attachment syndrome (PAS)

You can also just insert a persons name in front in syndromes like “jack syndrome”

by CöölDüdë_ April 12, 2019

Takotsubo syndrome

Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.

I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.

They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Syndrome D

Dumb bitch
Intelligence of a blonde woman.

Syndrome D is a dumb ass bitch that tries to sound super smart but isn't.

by babla13579 December 15, 2021