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B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat)

This is a person that you find utterly repulsive, everything about them just seems to be ridiculous. This could be a guy three cubicles down from you that refuses to put on deodorant and has a mangy, greasy ponytail. This could be a lady that thinks she is extremely attractive and wears clothes from the girls section of baby gap; except this girl looks like she ate children from the girls section of the baby gap. This could be an older women who is large and in charge, who not only refuses to not cover her 50+ year old cleavage, but will not keep her massive self out of her 15 year old granddaughters closet. Girls that dip.......thats all I have to say about that.

Fat girls that are eating ice cream and a hot dog, then talking about how they are gonna go on a diet.

B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat)

by Dr. J ready to play January 14, 2010

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You get that on them big jobs.

When your workin constitution and you get it on them big jobs

You get that on them big jobs.

by Joebuck356 September 18, 2021

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dirty carpets in a big law firm

(NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.

Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.

by ChiTownBard February 25, 2013

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get fat big now quick

known by various other names, including 'beefcake' (thanks to cartman from south park), get fat big now quick is the easiest way to turn your geeky body into a clone of jean claude van damme.
if you become a rippling hunk of muscle thanks to get fat big now quick, girls will want to have sex with you.

Girl: have you been working out?
Boy: no, i'm on get fat big now quick
Girl: oh, now i want to have sex with you

by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 4, 2004

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