term steming from the dan and phil fandom, phan syndrome is being so infatuated with a ship/community that its on your mind 24/7. you think about it in class, walking, sleeping, eating, you can't stop thinking about these two specific people. this phase often phases out slowly over the course of a month. often thoughts in your head are disturbing
guy one: I keep thinking about if insert male British sexually ambiguous person kisses insert male British sexually ambiguous person on a daily basis
guy two: what the fuck is wrong with you, you have phan syndrome
guy two: what the fuck is wrong with you, you have phan syndrome
by cautiouscapsacin August 10, 2023
Get the phan syndromemug. A disorder in which an individual suspects that their spouse suffers from Asperger’s Syndrome, when the supposedly suspicious behavior, while possibly annoying, is not characteristic of Asperger’s Syndrome.
“My husband never puts the silverware in the dishwasher the right way. I think he has Asperger’s!”
“That’s ridiculous. It sounds more like you have Spouseperger’s Syndrome.”
“That’s ridiculous. It sounds more like you have Spouseperger’s Syndrome.”
by Grumpipants December 8, 2012
Get the Spouseperger’s Syndromemug. “Padget syndrome” the act of buying a decent looking truck and not doing anything to it for month after buying the vehicle. People with this disease often claim to have a custom build after buying a pack of little trees these people are also know to be seen driving green fords and black obs chevys. The disease originated from Citra Florida.
by Anal pounder flounder April 10, 2019
Get the Padget syndromemug. by Wafflewise May 13, 2022
Get the Waffle Syndromemug. A Variation of ALF Syndrome But Your Voice Changes To High Pitched Voice.
If Your Throat Gets Sore, Getting Laryngitis and Sharped Pain, Your Voice Will Be Changed Krtek (Little Mole).
If Your Throat Gets Sore, Getting Laryngitis and Sharped Pain, Your Voice Will Be Changed Krtek (Little Mole).
by Cute Yeah June 10, 2019
Get the Krtek Syndromemug. A syndrome of a consumerism-driven "just buy a new one" lifestyle. A major causation factor of the National Debt, instances of this horridly-wasteful debacle can often be solved with as little as a few minutes of simple cleaning/repair-work, or a far-less-expensive used item can be procured. Long live thrift stores!
Jbano syndrome also has a kissing-cousin disorder known as Jbao ("Just buy another one") syndrome, which similarly involves needlessly purchasing one or more additional items, but for an even more pathetically-lame reason --- where the former unwise practice results from an item's being presently unusable due to actual damage, wear, soiling, or malfunction, Jbao syndrome stems from the original item's merely being presently inaccessible, such as from falling into a crack in the floor or behind a piece of furniture, being dropped into shallow water, getting lodged in a tall tree or on the roof of a house, etc. If the item were simply retrieved, it would be immediately usable again, without any cleaning or repair necessary. In some extreme cases, the item in question may not even be out of easy reach, but instead simply requires a slight upgrade or normal routine-maintenance, such as a circular-saw's needing a sharper blade, a lawn mower's needing a new spark plug, etc., not having a whole new appliance purchased.
by QuacksO May 24, 2018
Get the Jbano syndromemug. 