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Human Hot Dog

When you smother the length of someone's bare arm in alternating sinusoidal waves of ketchup and mustard and someone licks it off.
Ew, gross! They made Sienna into a human hot dog and made Ava lick it off!
by Mehisma Mungus July 7, 2025
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Deadbeat Dog -(DD)

Deadbeat Dog aka DD...
Is a male that is a donor of a child or many children and has no contact with the child/children and doesn't help support the child emotionally, physically or financially, But yet claims to people who will listen to him that he misses the child/children and wants to have rights to being a part of the children/child's life but in reality is self absorbed and makes no effort to see or speak to the child and only manages to pay $1.49 a day in child support even though working full time. He is also All about the crack and chasing filthy pussy.
"the deadbeat dog -(DD) came home with lipstick on his neck the day I was due to give birth to our son, and couldn't come up with a better story than"what do U mean??... Like a deadbeat dog he is..
by N0scrub August 20, 2024
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Cuntly Dog

Skanky jobless greedy lazy person who thinks the world owes them a favour. Super entitled expecting everything handed to them on a plate for free. Usually fat and ugly to boot.
Geoff waited for the supermarket to close so he could skip dive - such a cuntly dog!!!
by Medisia June 3, 2022
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dog in a manger

And lo a dog wanteth not the hay, but stoppeth the oxen eating nonetheless.
He's a dog in a manger.
by CtPf on hols June 26, 2017
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Dog Shit

It’s lowkey Tyler back with a new word..

Dog Shit is lowkey what meh little 4 year old cousin called me after I wouldn’t push her on the swing... she then beat meh up..
You pile of dog shit
Ooofff
by Tyler and Jennifer April 25, 2019
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Hairy Chili Dog

Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.
"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"
by Word Smartist January 25, 2022
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Louis the Dog

Louis is a cute looking dog but has the personality of a devil. No matter how hard you try and Dawid Malan him, he will reap his devilish havoc on you and try and bite you. His barking makes you wish you were Helen Keller.
Fuck that dog is so evil, must be Louis the Dog.
by Real Dawid Malan March 21, 2022
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