Puff Ball

An employee with no skill for the job.

Sadly, most workers in the world are the victims of Puff Balls; managers or co-workers who have no skill for the job they are in, yet there they are.

by geekmalone June 30, 2020

Potato Balling

The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.

“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”

by AhLaVache August 26, 2013

Kick balls day

January 13th is kick a guy in the balls day

Kick balls day

by Lucas 393 January 12, 2022

Eye Fucking Balls

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.

*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!

by Messy Garden November 4, 2023

ball broom

A gay man's mustache

Did you see the guy in the jeans shorts with the huge ball broom?

by mathmonkey March 11, 2009

Lint Ball

Word used to describe really annoying people from another country

I can't stand the new student from Britain, he's such a lint ball.

by TheMandarin123 January 26, 2016

Big balls

I made sure they would fit in yo moms mouth

Choke on these Big Balls

by NoFatherFigure420 July 15, 2022