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Horse Girl

A Horse Girl is that one upper middle class girl who in most cases lives on a farm she Is typically considered weird or a outcast,commonly wears Denim Jeans with a white T-shirt with some occasions rocking a brown vest that may or may not have strings on the bottom,It is mostly believed that the Horse Girl Maintains a Sexual relashionship with her horse.
Human 1: Hey Dude that horse girl is weird as fuck I heard that she gives head to her horse.
Human 2: I wouldn't even be suprised if that was true
mugGet the Horse Girlmug.

poojan horse

When you leave a turd in the toilet and put the lid down. Derived from the word Trojan horse.
Dude, you know that girl I got freaky with last night. I left her a poojan horse for her.
by anon.gcfgv755r March 18, 2015
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Chocolate Horse

When you are having anal sex with someone who has diarrhea and their diarrhea leaks all over the genitals and all over the area you are engaging in the anal sex
Guy #1: "So dude, you have sex with your girlfriend earlier?"

Guy #2: "Well i wanted to try anal sex with her cause i never tried it before. She didn't tell me she had diarrhea though, so it got everywhere."

Guy #1: "You gave your girlfriend a chocolate horse. haha you sick fuck"
by MPD95 June 13, 2011
mugGet the Chocolate Horsemug.

Brown Horse

To win in a race or competition usually after being behind or losing;come back
Oh wow, i was losing by like five touchdowns! You just got Brown Horsed!
by Y_U_somadCanada? January 19, 2013
mugGet the Brown Horsemug.

talk to the horses

nip off round the back for a quick piss
holy shit mate, after all them beers I'm gonna have to talk to the horses...
by ehup November 26, 2003
mugGet the talk to the horsesmug.

Horse-semen

The clear-like liquid that comes from the bottom of a frozen burrito when you microwave it.
Here man have a burrito, I scraped the horse-semen off for you
by JuliusPepperwood May 15, 2015
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ghetto horse

A dance in which one grabs one's crotch, lifts up one leg, and lifts up one arm on the same side of the leg, jumps, then switches sides, and keeps jumping while switching sides and switching the hand with which one holds one's crotch. It was invented in 2002 by a group of youngsters in St. Paul, Minnesota.
Greg was lookin' fly and catchin' the girl's eyes when he was doin' the ghetto horse at the club last night.
by Stevo C July 7, 2005
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