Clam pad

When you have clam chatter you need a clam pad to quiet it down so not to disturb others.

Paul had the boss so loose she was embarrassed to walk around work from all that clam chatter. So she had to use a clam pad to quiet things up down there.

by Clamer October 20, 2016

smashing clams

When two females’, slam into each other in the scissor position.

Yo Gertrude, smashing clams with you is so enlightening.

by KatSeren January 23, 2018

Foreskin Clams

A foreskin clam is the process of smegma in the foreskin becoming hardened over time, eventually resulting in a calculus bridge - like substance in the foreskin. When peeled back, the victim of the foreskin clam will pull the clam out to reveal a ring like buildup that is somewhat shaped like a clam

Foreskin clams are solid buildup is said to be more excruciating than a kidney stone

by Ultramann85 June 21, 2020

Clam Bake

When a woman queefs in bed, then pulls the blanket over her man's face.

female version of a Dutch oven. Guys, don't give your woman a Dutch Oven. She might give you a clam bake.

by Leatherneck65 October 8, 2012

angry clam

when a girl is having her period

damn watch out for the angry clam dylan l

by jeffy69 August 6, 2008

clam burglar

a man trying to rob me of my vagina.

gosh billy bob is such a clam burglar, always trying to get at my vagina

by sallanie April 3, 2009

Clam Slap

Similar to the "Tea Bag", Clam Slap is the dipping/dragging of a woman's vagina over an enemy's face once the enemy has died. A complete and hillarious way of a female showing a person that their her bitch.

*WoW, Halo, CoD, etc character runs and rubs vagina over dead body's face*

*Player 1* Dude... you were just Clam Slapped.
*Player 2* Yeah... I smell like fish now... -_-

by Jagurara September 21, 2009