Hush poop

When you turn on the faucet when you are pooping to dampen the plopping sound.

I had to hush poop when my friends were over.

by fartknuckle March 3, 2009

poop shaming

The act of shaming a person or animal for their defecation.

I don't like to take dumps at Brian's house. All he does is poop shame me afterwards. It's total poop shaming.

by Le pew pew July 20, 2016

poop-dickery

when something goes wrong, is broken, or is not in you favor

i cant believe that girl stood me up again. thats a flat out load of poop-dickery if i've ever seen one

by EastCoastPowerHouse April 7, 2011

poop up

when you misspell popped up on your key board so now you are stuck pooping up🏴 ☠️

you: “*word*”

you: “oh no i didnt mean to type that it just pooped up on my keyboard”
someone: “muehehehhe..😈😈😈 u poop up now”

by justiceforthesillyers March 31, 2023

poop anxiety

the fear of not being able to poop in the comfort of your own bathroom before you have to go somewhere. this is especially common amongst morning poopers and if you think about it too much it can actually prevent the ability to poop.

i have to meet my peeps for breakfast early this morning and it's giving me poop anxiety.
i had to catch an early morning flight and it caused massive poop anxiety. luckily i was able to go right before i was about to walk out the door.
man my stomach is killing me! i had major poop anxiety this morning and i still haven't been able to go.

by phrederick December 21, 2014

Poop Commute

The act of pooping in one toilet and commuting pants less to the next to finish.

Josh: How was your night?
Reilly: Oh it was alright, i was lucky no one was home i had to execute the poop commute.
Josh: I hate that.

by Jbyron9696 February 22, 2011

poop sled

A pooping technique invented by Carly McNeil. The technique: Prior to pooping, drop a few squares of TP into the bowl. Your number 2 will make contact with the TP and like small child on a sled, will proceed down the slope of toilet while on the TP, leaving no trace behind! This a great technique to use at a party or at home! Try it out.

Bob used a poop sled so no one knew he had pooped at the party.

by Redheadsaid December 16, 2021