Mexican piss

The act of taking a piss in public. Where bathrooms are not available.

Jamal "I'll be right back bro"
Challa "we're u going dude"
Jamal "I got to go take a mexican piss"

by Mydickis9inch February 21, 2014

Piss point

The definitive point in ones journey home from a regular night out where it has become tradition to evacuate ones bladder. Locations range from secluded trees to traffic lights

"Hold up lads, piss point"
"Fuck me I don't think I can't make it to piss point"

by Wyrmwood May 24, 2015

Piss-witch

Flexible in meaning. Can be used to describe a disagreeable, unreasonable, or bad-tempered individual.

The word was first used in Malta after the originator - whilst sleeping one night - dreamt of using it in an argument.

The word is now most likely to be used and heard in and around Cardiff and South Wales.

"Excuse me, but I THINK you'll find that the '74 Chateau Latour is in fact, the superior wine, you roguish buffoon."

"Oh pipe down, Hugo, you absolute piss-witch."

by secretsandpies November 11, 2015

Piss Listening

When a person/homo listens to another person take a piss.

Jon: I heard Dale piss weird.
Some douche kid: You homo, you were piss listening?

by Brown Bic Ass Lighter. May 2, 2010

Piss Can

Let's go over the Haddy and get some beer down us,

That little bloke who clicks he's teeth is a right Piss Can,6 days a week he's at it

by Thatchers and Black March 27, 2020

Piss Balloon

A balloon which someone (most likely to be male, and by chance happens to have a pack of party balloons at the time) may piss into at a festival or camping trip, like a waterbomb, if too drunk/tired/cold to leave the tent.
Just be careful not to pop it!

Guy A 'Uh-oh...'
Guy B 'what's up?'
Guy A 'My piss balloon has just exploded'

by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019

after piss

The glorious urination one engages in shortly after an orgasm. It is said to rival that of intoxicated pissing.

The party last night was amazing. I had, like, fifty beers! This chick even blew me! When she was done, I had to pee like a racehorse, so I staggered into the bathroom, had an after piss, and it was THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER.

by pupukachu March 10, 2010