Horny Bastard

When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.

People talking in the inside of a room

Person: Eavesdropping

People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man

Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*

*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-

Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation

by Ƨhinobi February 20, 2023

Horny Potatoes

Just a random thing to say to your unsuspecting friend

You: Horny Potatoes
Me, aka your friend: wtf how high are you right now?

by FrogCat March 22, 2020

horny terrorist

Using a zip tie to seal your foreskin shut. Then repeatedly ejaculating until the foreskin explodes.

Harold: Did you hear the news today?
Alexander: No, why?
Harold: Someone did a “horny terrorist” on the local hospital.

by Chair face April 16, 2023

Horny dumbass

You. You’re the horny dumbass. Accept it

“Ash is being a horny dumbass today”

by Tommy Princess May 24, 2021

Horny Children

You, sicko

"Charlotte and Anthony are horny children" - Steven
"IKR baby" - Colt

by BadSamurai April 9, 2021

horny guppy

Something/someone dry humping an object due to being sexually deprived.

Bryan: Did you see Anjelica last night? She was going hard!

Noah: Yeah!! It was like she was horny guppy!

by BoahGee December 11, 2022

horny memes

people who think HORNY= FUNNY but just prove they are horny and making a fool of themselves

guy: wana see some memes?
broi: sure
guy: the fbi agent when you haven't betan your m-
broi: GET YOUR STUPID BUTT AND YOUR HORNY MEMES OUT NOW!

by someone else thats not u March 3, 2021