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goat loaf

dude dropped a massive goat loaf barking and foaming at the ass
nearly puked
by rancid ass foam September 26, 2021
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Goat Gored

jeffrey shouldn't have climbed that mountain, he got goat gored pretty good.
by Judicium May 22, 2015
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The Sleepy Goat

A variation of the goat where the man is either laying in the fetal position or flat on his stomach, cock and balls tucked back between his thighs, resembling a sleepy goat face.
Pat really needs to start wearing pants to bed, everytime I walk through the room it's like an ugly ass goat is just staring me down!

Her: send me a dick pic

Him: nah baby that ain't how we doing it in 2019

Her:

Him: hits her with the sleepy goat

Her: *sploosh*
by MaDMeMeS February 14, 2019
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Suck a goat

Some people just act and smell like they suck goats. Not to name any names. Sometimes they need to be reminded.
You smell like you suck goats for minimum wage. Go suck a goat.
by drypants August 27, 2022
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Oat-goat

Soaking in a tub of oats, either over night oats, or instant - and feeling such immense pleasure from the experience one starts bleating like a goat, thereby becoming an oat-goat.
The man soaked in his tub, filled to the brim with Quaker oats. He felt it in his body, his mind, and in his soul. He started bleating in pleasure, he was now an oat-goat.
by Salamski December 22, 2021
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Goat Disease

The disability to stop being goated at everything
Dang bro I’m so goated I think I have Goat Disease.
by VERIFIED word March 30, 2020
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Goat and tree

A old relatively new trick devised by medical students at the University of Nairobi when taking Vivas. Where the goat is the student and the tree is the little knowledge he/she has, so you herd the goat to the tree and tether him there and graze until the time runs out or he is full
Distraught student: My pathology Vivas are tomorrow what am I going to do
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree
by DistraughtComrade August 21, 2020
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