Rubber Ninjas

The best vending machine toy ever.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

ninja-commit

When you commit source code to the repository without telling management.

I did a ninja-commit yesterday so it should be working since the installation this morning!

by n3Mo_ July 16, 2010

Ninja Please

Cereal consisting of 7 all-natural grains such as oats, barley, and almonds which are deep fried and coated with brown sugar, honey, and BBQ sauce. The way to ask for it is by name.

Dennis: Hey Joey, that’s some good cereal, what is it?
Joey: Ninja, please
Dennis: DONT SAY THAT WORD IN FRONT OF ME! *starts stabbing joey with a knife*
Joey: Ninja Please! *holds the cereal box in front of him*

by GageTheDictionaryGeek August 17, 2018

White Ninja

A sexual ambush technique in which a man lays on his back in wait for an unsuspecting woman, all ready to ejaculate. When the woman comes into striking distance the man rises from the ground quickly and chucks his custard in one insertion. While the woman is stunned, the man takes his leave.

Woman: Honey, I'm home!
Man: Buyaaaa!!!!!!
Woman: What was that? I thought I felt something...
(1 month later)
Doctor: You're pregnant, it must have been the White Ninja.

by Ieatfatkidz December 9, 2008

gender ninja

a person who's gender is indecipherable

Person 1: Is that a dude or a chick?

Person 2: I dunno. I haven't seen a gender ninja like that since the days of Hansen.

by sudo_nim March 30, 2009

ninja skeet

An un-explainable random white residue found on your clothing.

Yo Bro, Looks like you got ninja skeet on your new jacket.

by chrism2yo January 24, 2008

afro ninja

black man obsessed with Asian culture

An Afro Ninja likes things like video games, race cars, kung fu movies, anime

by bossladybitch December 8, 2010