martin

someone who eats pizza and makes jokes about people. martin is the biggest hoe and knows how to fbgm (finger big girls magically). he also has crushes on guys out of state

“Woah did u see martin?”
“yeah i saw him last night with a big girl”

“wheres martin?”
“he’s with leroy”

by coke no ice pls November 2, 2021

eryn martin

eryn Martin is a very sexy girl who deserves everything she asks for and deserves a lot of respect of everybody

eryn martin is very sexy

by kisser face November 23, 2021

martin london

A person that looks like ,,Michael Jackson". But better call him ,,Martin London".

My new nickname is ,,Martin London"- because Michael Jackson was often there.

by h1ghflyer April 23, 2024

Samuel and Martin

Just 2 bros definitely not gay they are just frends and homies haha

Person1:Sam and Martin look so cute together as a couple

Person2:Samuel and Martin are just good frends
Person1:oh so they are not gay?
Person 2:no

by Joebidenhassexwith9yearolds November 21, 2021

martin

a person whol doesnt wearr hsoes and probably has multiptle fungases on. hniks feet growingn his gyat sik b ig like takes up he whnole worlfs hes a tghnerisn.

hey ur such. a martin wbdere sere jur soled whys ut s biug

by synonem April 5, 2024

Sticky Martin

Leftover excrement or semen on the hands after tending to your lavatorial needs

Damn, there's some Sticky Martin left on my hands and I just started eating.

by FTWW October 6, 2023

Martin

A German man, typically a boomer who can either be found in the bar chugging on a pint of Pilsner. He either comes from Thuringia or Bavaria. He listens exclusively to schlager or AC/DC; the only non German band according to them. His Humor boils down to either making sexist and objectifing comments towards young women or painfully butchering typical English phrases.

My Dad has gone to the bar again and will likely not return until tomorrow afternoon, he’s such a Martin

by NotoriousVodkaDrinker69 February 14, 2020