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Kick the doughnut

To insert one's toe into a butthole.
Guy1: "Dayyyummm.... check out that boo with the booty... I'm tryin to kick the doughnut"

Guy 2: "Shit, man... you nasty."
by turd_burglar699 January 1, 2012
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B-kick

When life give you a swift, hard kick in the bagina.
Example 1:
Girl: My boyfriend just dumped me over text message.
Friend: Oh man, that's a real B-kick. Sorry dude.

Example 2:
"Hey neighbor, sorry for the b-kick but I just ran over your dog."
by jtownpop1 September 19, 2013
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quantum kick

When you kick someone from a Discord server that wasn’t even in said server to begin with
“I want to kick mark but he’s not in the server”
“Well quantum kick him instead
by TriTron_ May 9, 2018
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practicing kicking

Used in a pool.

When swimming and trying to splash someone, bringing your legs to the surface of the water and splashing, thereby giving the other person a very hydrating time in the pool.
"I think I'll practice my kicking right here."
"This is a nice place to practice my kicking."
"I believe I need to practice my kicking."

"You know, I think that a good strategy in Pool Tag is to practicing kicking when you are about to get caught."
by Linn Ultimatihah September 13, 2009
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dra kick

to make sexual moves with a partner in a intense very smooth and very deep but more deep than smooth matter / to fuck a girl
or
to physically jump up in the air and kick someone
Kevin: "Yo dont you know who that girl is over there Ryan?"
Ryan: "Yea i hit that bitch with the dra kick!"
by Dr. Little Jee December 12, 2013
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Cow-Kicked

When you’re extremely exhausted, due to strenuous activity as a result of marital duty, or otherwise.
The word cow-kicked is used when one is with an extremely energetic partner, especially if one is on the receiving end. In such cases, it can be physically strenuous, or even painful to receive, but usually it’s still a heck of good time.
You ever have those knee-shaking, can’t stand, gone blind, gone deaf, can’t move afterward, nights of bliss? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.
Mary-Lou to her recently married friend: “Shirley, you look so tired! Is married life that hard?”
“Oh, I’m cow-kicked, Mary-Lou. That man does not know the definition of restraint! Can’t complain though.”
by Turtle_Mountain_Sensei November 22, 2020
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sweep kick

You've got one coming, I'll be there in 4 hours

Good Luck...
Just to clear up any confusion, yeah, I'm on my way to sweep kick that living crap out of you
by PERSON I THINK August 4, 2020
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