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sweaty jew

man my sweaty Jew was getting really bad today I soaked my underwear
by reading book October 12, 2016
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The jew game

People gather around in a circle and start throwing money on the ground. The first one to pick up the money is deemed the jew. Other people can bully and harass the person for it.
Tony threw a 5 dollar bill on the floor. Alex couldn't resist and picked it up. Alex was the winner of the jew game and called a jew for the next month.
by Shackle meister April 8, 2019
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Hot Jew

My girlfriend broke up with me so I had a Hot Jew
by The Dissapointer November 24, 2019
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hard jew

A religious Jew. Male hard Jews are usually identifiable by wearing a yarmulke, peas (long strands of hair framing the face) and or tzitzit (white string like things hanging by the waist). Female hard Jews can usually be seen wearing long skirts and long sleeve shirts all year round, and or wigs. They usually practice a lot of Jewish customs, go to synogauge regularly and celebrate all the holidays.
“My family wants me to find a nice Jewish boy but I’m not a hard jew so I don’t think anyone would be interested.”
by nicej3wishgirl May 24, 2018
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jew scalping

When you forcefully remove the yamaka off the head of a Jewish person.
Jim got arrested for a hate crime yesterday for going out and Jew scalping a guy
by Crusaderking420 June 14, 2019
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Jew Pocket

The name for Knish (a typical jewish dish) whenever you forget the name of them because you're baked out of your mind. Theyre typically stuffed with many meats and fried, baked or grilled. They get the name "Jew Pocket" from looking like an American "Hot Pocket", but being jewish.
"Dude, i was in cleveland and ordered this thing from a jewish deli, but i forgot what it was called and called it a jew pocket".
by NAplam May 7, 2019
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Snake jew

A snake that is a jew
No way chase I saw a snake Jew on the mountain.
by Deeznuts6828374 September 4, 2017
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