Eat chips

The act of masturbation.

Comes from joke about typing with one hand while eating food, and joking about masturbating.

Man I really want to eat some chips, got morning wood.

by Ushi April 8, 2005

Eat A Food

A Jamaican term derving from hustlers and shottas.
"Eat" meaning to survive. To get by and make enough money to live the way you want. "Foods" means to do anything and I mean anything.

My dogs will "eat" any "food" at any time.
My boys will do anything at anytime to get by.

Dem boy de no want man fe Eat A food
Those guys dont wannna see me prosper

I'm trying to finish school this year so I can eat like the big shots.

by FYAH REDZ September 21, 2005

eat crow

What the Susan G. Komen Foundation ended up having to do after deciding to cut funding to Planned Parenthood.

After a huge public outcry, the Susan G. Komen Foundation was forced to eat crow and reverse their decision.

by largewriter March 7, 2012

Eat me

Go to hell, fuck you, I hope you die, you are a piece of shit that deserves absolutely nothing.

Unfortunately I have the phrase "eat me" stuck in my head so my mom has been pretty pissed off at me lately when she asks what i want for dinner and i tell her to go to hell.

by Me December 26, 2003

Eat bugs

To tell someone to F- off, go away, go screw yourself.

Ruoer Murdock told Tucker Carlson to eat bugs on Monday when he was suddenly fired from Fox News.

by cpninja42 April 26, 2023

meta-eating

The act of eating a more readily accessible type of food while concurrently pursuing a more difficultly procured food product. This is done in order to save time and/or avoid boredom.

The dining hall was serving salad, paninis, and pizza, the latter two of which had significant waiting lines. Johnson wanted a salad and panini for lunch, so he grabbed a salad and ate it as he stood in line for his sandwich.

"Dude, you're totally meta-eating right now," his friend said.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Johnson replied.

by suffers_the_dining_hall_experi April 4, 2012

Eat the sheets

When your so hyped to go to bed that you get a running start and slide into the covers.

Me: Hey man I'm gonna go eat the sheets
Friend: alright night homie
Me: *Sound of a full grown man sliding into blankets*

by Heimz Doofenshmirtz October 31, 2018