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referral jew

Someone who frequently and/or excitedly refers other people to a sign up for a service that a company provides in order to get a bonus.
My referral Jew friend sent me a link to sign up for Dropbox and now we both got an extra 250MB of space, yo!
by Referral Digger December 3, 2013
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Ultimate Jew

Eli Spivak is an Ultimate Jew because he only talks about Jewish things and wears a yamika.
He is missing this party for a Batmitzvah... What an Ultimate Jew
by Lucy Cochran May 14, 2015
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French Jew

Someone who thinks he is French just because he believes he has the "French Nose". Everybody thinks he is Jewish just because he has the hair that looks like a Jew. Also, he is a Bobert.
Brian: "This fucking kid is Jewish, even though he thinks he's French."

Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."

French Jew
by Squirt56yz June 4, 2014
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Hot Jew

My girlfriend broke up with me so I had a Hot Jew
by The Dissapointer November 24, 2019
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Jew note

A note written on your arm or hand in lack of nearby paper to write on. So called because of the practice of tattooing prisoner numbers onto wrists in Nazi concentration camps.

Alternatively, the jew note can be used as a memory aid.
Sheiße! I shouldn't have used the permanent marker to write my jew note of groceries yesterday, it will look like I'm trying to cheat on the exam today.
by titfink October 30, 2011
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hard jew

A religious Jew. Male hard Jews are usually identifiable by wearing a yarmulke, peas (long strands of hair framing the face) and or tzitzit (white string like things hanging by the waist). Female hard Jews can usually be seen wearing long skirts and long sleeve shirts all year round, and or wigs. They usually practice a lot of Jewish customs, go to synogauge regularly and celebrate all the holidays.
“My family wants me to find a nice Jewish boy but I’m not a hard jew so I don’t think anyone would be interested.”
by nicej3wishgirl May 24, 2018
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jew scalping

When you forcefully remove the yamaka off the head of a Jewish person.
Jim got arrested for a hate crime yesterday for going out and Jew scalping a guy
by Crusaderking420 June 14, 2019
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