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Oscar

Oscar is a slag for women, especially me;) A little bit a lot good looking. Always in the dog house. Too nice. Doesn't give you enough attention. Always on that bloody farming simulator!!! Never makes his bed. Is a legend. Claims he's the boss, yet he does everything I tell him to, SIMP. I guess he's hot. Very loving and apologetic. Cries if I dont respond to him. Clingy. Has major attachment issues. Ideal boyfriend, go bag an Oscar rn!!!
Oscar
by Charl the beast March 4, 2022
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Oscar

Oscar is the man with the most gentle touch, his gaze will see through your soul, his touch will revive the dead. Words upon his lips will move mountains, his breath upon this land will part oceans. Oscar has the power of the universe but only Oscar can have the most gentle touch.
Oscar you have a gentle touch.
by MrSten15 October 1, 2019
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Oscar

This guy is sexy and funny and smart and u will never meet a more sexy guy than him u Can Add Oscar group snap at : ollethemannice
Girl 1: Omg its Oscar
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 3 : the sexiest guy u will ever see
Girl 1: and has a Big cock
by Oscar vincent November 16, 2020
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oscar

Nice guy with lots of girls.
Have you seen "how i met your mother" an Oscar is kinda like barney
oh my Oscar
by the man with golden hair December 19, 2017
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oscar gordo

when youre little but very fat.
Oscar: que?
Ahumada: oscar gordo
by KicenteJignacio May 14, 2025
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Oscar

a silly goose who is taller than his older sister, he also has shaggy brown hair and blue eyes. he loves to partY WITH his besties at Mcds. A kind soul who deserves to be treated with the respect he deserves.
Should we invite oscar to Mcds
by Skelly Jo July 28, 2021
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Oscar

An Oscar is a bloke that wears stripey shirts and has the biggest penis known to man. Everyone wants to be an Oscar as he pulls the ladies left, right and centre. When an Oscar walks in the room everyone stops and stares because his shlong is hanging out from the ankle of his pants and are amazed.
"Wow did you see that guy Oscar? His Shlong is so big! I want to be him!"
by _bunningssnag February 14, 2023
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