Trolling Thickly

The act of meandering with your dick/penis out of your zipper

Did you see that guy, boy was he ever trolling thickly

by Timmmmmyy September 3, 2009

Poetic Troll

po·et·ic /pōˈedik/ - /pōˈedik/

A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.

Internet Username: You just logged in for a new day. Why are you being a cyber psycho?
Internet Username: Do you want to meet up today?

A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.

by Hmmsphil May 9, 2021

booty troll

Big or small, ugly individual committing lecherous acts to compensate it's sad life.
If they discover a possible mate, they will never leave them alone. Ever.

A: Oh look! What is that creature lurking on the window sill?

B: That? It's just a booty troll

by A-Ok Gesture October 23, 2020

reality troll

A person who trolls others, only in person. It could be over text or during conversation.

The reality troll wouldn't stop making black jokes in downtown chicago.

by HoRNYMExiiCANNN October 22, 2010

Troll Cave

Noun: A place on the internet that is inhabited by one or many trolls. A troll cave can be set up anywhere, as long as there is at least one troll that is frequents the area in discussion.

www.4chan.com/b/ would be a troll cave and a wide variety of trolls reside there and will often procreate to make more trolls; these new trolls ar known as newfags on 4chan.

It is wise to avoid provoking them or feeding them.

by dasasda October 16, 2012

Hissing Troll

Noun: A creature of Welsh origin that can often be found rolling around the gutters of London's fashionable Soho district on Tuesday & Friday nights. Can be identified by its distinct features, so horrific they often cause severe vomitting upon sight. If seen wearing pink underpants caution is advised as it is likely to be so intoxicated it will have been rolling around in gutters and may hiss violently if approached. It has an utter fascination with the Orient and can often be found with a mouth full of Thai or Chinese.

oh my, that Hissing Troll is an utter disgrace!

by Troglodytic Supporters United October 26, 2013

tile trolling

n. the act of seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor - similar to carpet farming

var.: tile troll n. one who is known to get down on all fours seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor.

v. tile troll- to perform the act known as tile trolling, as done by a tile troll

Dat Yusef be sicka den all gets go- he still be pickin thruz dat dam cat litta spilt on dat lin-o-lee-um flo--hopins he gonna sco sumthin- dam foo. Dam ass foo!

by galcoolest March 17, 2005