Mario

An Italian stereotype who massacres mushroom people under mind control of a giant fucking dragon turtle thing. He wears overalls and chills with his brother, Luigi, who looks like a green gummy bear. Mario will say annoying shit like “It’s-a-me! Mario”. He has a platonic or romantic relationship with anyone who he ‘rescues’ from a castle.

“Who do you main in Smash Bros?”
“Mario.”

by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022

Mario Yany

The sexiest daddy I know.

So I met a boy named Mario Yany last night and he gave me the dicking of a lifetime.

by swiggityswootyinmybooty March 2, 2019

Mario Kart

A f*cking awesome ass game that everyone should play

P1: Yo let’s play the best game ever!
P2: Mario Kart?
P1: f*ck. yea

by Metroid > Zelda May 29, 2023

Mario dezio

Male who can be both douchey and interested in mainly men. Can be super cool and fun to hang out with but also hide in the closet.

Dude, that guy is acting like such a mario dezio.

by Violet summerss May 6, 2022

Marios

Straight avgoustinos o 4os

Marios straight af no cap he be dancing in the club fucking chicks deep in the ass

by Sissy balls November 21, 2021

Mario

A word to describe good food from Walmart in online slang.

mama cooked up the goods, don't sleep on marios Walmart method you can get yourself sh*t like this

by Minichin June 25, 2023

MARIO

Marios usually have a warm heart and can be very giving but can turn ice cold and push people away watch out can be very unstable, Most Mario’s I know need gamblings anonymous they do have mesmerizing eyes though

“There Mario goes freaking out again, he thinks he knows it all”

by Rawchicken99 November 23, 2021