turkey gurbble

The sound a male turkey makes to attract his bitches
Ie: blalbalbgartyysjl.... I wanna ruffle your feathers

The male turkey gurbbled for his bitches

by Johnnysexy August 14, 2017

Turkey Tantrum

The explosive reaction when told 5 days after Thanksgiving that left over turkey will be served for dinner.

Husband: What’s for dinner Honey?
Wife: Turkey...we have enough for one more dinner
Husband: Are you fucking kidding? I’m sick and damn tired of that same fucking turkey!
Wife: stop your damn turkey tantrum or you make dinner!!

by Urban humor December 7, 2017

Turkey Fetish

Jizzing in the thanksgiving turkey for pleasure!

Why is Michael talking to the turkey? Oh he just has a turkey fetish. Oh...

by Karimcheeze:) November 23, 2020

Turkey towel

A hit of lsd.

Somebody get my turkey towel so I can go find my hand sandwich.

by Snake trap January 17, 2018

turkey-buff

Rubbing ones testicles after being stretched into the shape of a turkeys neck

Man, i had good turkey buff today.
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed

by SARCHANGELUS September 1, 2018

bald turkey

When your vag is bald, like a plucked turkey.

That's a lovely bald turkey... hoe

by theburmmachine November 30, 2015

turkey basterd

A baby made by inseminating a female with a turkey baster

I hear she kept his used condoms to try to make a turkey basterd

by wwx822 July 15, 2014