Samantha Johnson

A bitch

Samantha Johnson is a bitch

by Samanthajohnsonisabitch February 23, 2019

brett johnson

A pathetic no good loser who couldn't control a pile of shit.

Look at that poor brett johnson imitator.

by Ponygirl December 14, 2004

johnson rod

Noun - A really big penis.

"Damn, have you seen his johnson rod!?!"

by wiredagain July 25, 2003

Jack Johnson

An alcoholic mixed drink containing one part gin, one part tonic, with a slice of lime and a splash of cranberry juice. Also known as a JJ.

Lets put on board shorts and go chill out on the vineyard with some jack johnsons.

by deuce niggalo August 20, 2009

Andre Johnson

A bitch.

Andre Johnson looks like a bitch.

by Rekttrain December 19, 2016

zachary johnson

The biggest fuckboy of all time. Someone who sends nudes to his entire bus. Tries to get with everyone but is unable to because he is a fuckboy

zachary Johnson is the biggest fuckboy, he won't stop messaging me.

by lick da booty May 5, 2015

Boris Johnson

The fuhrer of Britain in waiting, slowly turning the country into an undemocratic democracy with no room for opposition, not that it really matters considering the country has no real opposition group anyway and the Labour Party, the second largest parliamentary party, doesn't stand up to his regime.

Boris Johnson's government consists of London elites and is controlled by donors of whom he frequently gives tax breaks while 20% of his people live in extreme poverty.

by IceChill789 August 9, 2021