Jesus “ hay do people still believe in God”
Ben “ yeah, why”
Jesus “ People are so stupid I made God up to get attention”
Ben “ yeah, why”
Jesus “ People are so stupid I made God up to get attention”
by Public_floats_are_public September 17, 2019
Get the Godmug. The Creator of heaven and earth.
Savior of all mankind!
Father as well as Son!
HE LOVES US ALL, AND WILL NEVER STOP!
Savior of all mankind!
Father as well as Son!
HE LOVES US ALL, AND WILL NEVER STOP!
by Mr.Preacher December 2, 2018
Get the Godmug. The reason that i live
by TSM_AK June 12, 2016
Get the Godmug. 
by Princess potato March 13, 2018
Get the Godmug. The "ultimate manipulative phrase" that self-centered/dictatorial people use to try to pressuringly persuade others to acquiesce to their wishes, usually with purely selfish intentions, and often with disastrous results. Alternatively phrased with equally false/deceitful statements such as "Well, I prayed about it, and God told me that this was what you should do" or "Well, if you really love God and are a true Christian, you would do this", it is generally designed merely to guilt-trip someone into performing an unreasonable/dangerous/potentially-injurious action which usually ends up merely benefiting the requester, while laying excessive burden/risk on the reluctant provider.
Teenage daughter: I don't like this man; I don't want to marry him. He's way too old for me, and I have glimpsed his "other side" a few times, and it ain't pretty. I'm too young to think about stuff like that yet, anyway --- I want to enjoy the social dating scene first, and meet lots of nice guys before I choose a permanent spouse.
Parent: Well, your father and I prayed about it, and it's God's will that you marry this man.
Teenage daughter: Yeah, right --- **sure** you did! Just like your other relatives did when THEY got married --- and look what miserable relationships a lot of THEM have now! They're locked into unhappy marriages that they can't get out of because **God** wouldn't approve of a divorce from one of his *sacred unions*!! Nice try, Mom --- no THANKS!
Parent: Well, your father and I prayed about it, and it's God's will that you marry this man.
Teenage daughter: Yeah, right --- **sure** you did! Just like your other relatives did when THEY got married --- and look what miserable relationships a lot of THEM have now! They're locked into unhappy marriages that they can't get out of because **God** wouldn't approve of a divorce from one of his *sacred unions*!! Nice try, Mom --- no THANKS!
by QuacksO January 22, 2017
Get the it's God's willmug. A theoretical being with cosmic powers. Gods have appeared in many mythologies throughout history such as Greek, Celtic and Norse mythology, even appearing in modern day religions such as Islam, Christianity and Hinduism.
by A wee goat December 26, 2017
Get the Godmug.