by Rev Sharpton February 17, 2023
Get the democrat ghettomug. Ghetto tamale or ghetto tamales are one of the best comfort foods in a prison or a penitentiary. They are a mixture of crushed ramen noodles and crushed chips of any kind soaked in boiling water. It is what most like to eat alone in their cells hidden from their cellys after having an unpleasant jail meal or not enough food. If seen making it by other people around the tank or your celly they are bound to ask you for a piece.
Ingredients:
-1 bag of top ramen plain, no seasoning needed.
-1 bag of chips of your choice offered in a commissary.
-Empty bag of chips or noodles
-Boiling water
-Spork
Instructions:
Get the bagged ramen closed and start crushing the noodles till they are small crumbs or little pieces then open it. Take out the seasoning and save it since that is used to salt the tasteless food offered there, your celly will appreciate that. Get the bags of hips, open it and start crushing them till fine crumbs. Empty the bag of crushed ramen crumbs into the bag of crushed chips then mix it well. Add boiling to hot water, make sure you don’t fill it up with lots of water if not it won’t work just enough water to solidify the contents. Close the bag of chips rolling it into a bundle then roll it inside your blanket for best results. Let it sit there for 20-30 minutes, and enjoy.
Ingredients:
-1 bag of top ramen plain, no seasoning needed.
-1 bag of chips of your choice offered in a commissary.
-Empty bag of chips or noodles
-Boiling water
-Spork
Instructions:
Get the bagged ramen closed and start crushing the noodles till they are small crumbs or little pieces then open it. Take out the seasoning and save it since that is used to salt the tasteless food offered there, your celly will appreciate that. Get the bags of hips, open it and start crushing them till fine crumbs. Empty the bag of crushed ramen crumbs into the bag of crushed chips then mix it well. Add boiling to hot water, make sure you don’t fill it up with lots of water if not it won’t work just enough water to solidify the contents. Close the bag of chips rolling it into a bundle then roll it inside your blanket for best results. Let it sit there for 20-30 minutes, and enjoy.
Celly 1: Yo I’m about to make myself a ghetto tamale since the lunch food had so little food.
Celly 2: You make sure to save the seasoning because the green beans were so tasteless, and tomorrow they serving eggs so it goes good with the eggs.
Celly 3: Yo I’ll trade you a full roll of toilet paper for half of your tamale deal?
Celly 1: Fuck no homie get your own chips and ramen these aren’t cheap here you know.
Celly 2: You make sure to save the seasoning because the green beans were so tasteless, and tomorrow they serving eggs so it goes good with the eggs.
Celly 3: Yo I’ll trade you a full roll of toilet paper for half of your tamale deal?
Celly 1: Fuck no homie get your own chips and ramen these aren’t cheap here you know.
by joshwua915 May 11, 2021
Get the Ghetto Tamalemug. realizing you don't have the right wrapping paper. Followed by just using plain paper and drawing shit on it(or words if you suck at drawing).
i don't have birthday wrapping paper, so i'll just use this legal pad of paper from work and ghetto wrap it.
by sirpooonyou April 15, 2012
Get the ghetto wrapmug. Ghetto light means when you live on a street on the edge of the ghetto and in a semi-decent neighborhood. Best of both worlds some would say.
Person 1-Hey dude, what part of the hood you live at?
Person 2- I Iive in a ghetto light neighborhood.
Person 2- I Iive in a ghetto light neighborhood.
by Hankscolts December 1, 2022
Get the Ghetto lightmug. When good taste is a waste.
Forget the finer things in life, box wine trumps a fine Sancerre, chicken thighs slays organic free range, who needs Alaskan king salmon when fish-A-filet is basting in oil at McDonalds?
Forget the finer things in life, box wine trumps a fine Sancerre, chicken thighs slays organic free range, who needs Alaskan king salmon when fish-A-filet is basting in oil at McDonalds?
Most girls I meet on Tinder have ghetto palate which is cool for me. Cheap date , fast fuck rinse and repeat!
by Crotch pheasant November 23, 2017
Get the ghetto palatemug. The term for a car, truck, or SUV that has been completely pimped out with custom rims, a bone-shaking sound system, an altered suspension, and "cool" interior and whose driver is usually in need of constant attention because of unusually low self confidence.
I was driving along minding my own business when all of the sudden my car begins shaking violently to the tune of some gangsta rap as a ghetto romper with 22" rims and a 22" lift passes me on the shoulder at 80 miles per hour.
by The Condor December 31, 2008
Get the ghetto rompermug. 