A Real Mary

A girl who is flirtatious with almost any member of the opposite sex and pretending it is only innocent behaviour, often with the primary intention of fishing for compliments. She flirts with boys but has no intention of hooking up with them. Often giving them the impression that she has interest, but this will usually lead into a trap, or essentially "tricking" the boy into developing feelings for the girl. And in turn the boy will be stunned when he is rejected. Girls who do this are typically English, and/or starved for attention. AVOID AT ALL COST!

Mate 1: "dude, she was all over me on the first date. but left at her front door..."

Mate 2: "that sux dude, that girls sounds like A Real Mary"

by Mr_Bruce June 21, 2011

Real men

Real men skrt on the urinal and drink lean

Human 1:Yo homie wanna watch The Goonies?
Human 2: Sure my du-
Alien: YO MY NIGGAS REAL MEN WATCH octonauts the movie

by 16:20 June 2, 2019

the real resume

The job application or resume that isn't chock loaded with outrageous lies and overglorified bullshit.

hands interviewer *the real resume*
Interviewer: It says here that you were 'the Big Chief' at 'Village Island', 'CEO' at 'Baumeister Confections' and 'Captain Charon' on the 'Triton Destroyer'?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Those are computer games, no?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Please leave.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010

Real nigga

A nigga that is real that is born on June 15 an name start with a m is a real nigga an someone name that start with a n can't be a real nigga

Is is a real nigga

by Kyrie vann March 26, 2020

Real Speech

Simalar to "real talk" or "word is bond" Real Speech just means "that's real" or "that's my word." Made popular by midwest rapper, 3rd Degree.

That dude real lame, real speech.

by 2 Deep April 9, 2007

dat real

A quite catchy expression from florida, and possibly other southern states, used to mean something is good, cool, or generally positive.

Jack: Yo man I won the local lottery...500 dollars!

Smitty: Dat real.

by j tha lady killa August 21, 2009

Real Conspirator

An organization bent on ruling the Central Florida Underground. There home-base is unknown, but is rumored to be in Orlando. The society works through the internet, but only those who can crack the password to a "sacred" AIM account can get in.

See him? He's a Real Conspirator, he might Phuck up your computer.

by The BenMan April 6, 2004