The Brian Williams

When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.

Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.

by Archanimal February 8, 2015

Moist William

A Moist William is the act of barely inserting your erect penis tip inside an excited girl's wet vagina, promptly pulling it out and sliding the residual vaginal fluid on her inner thigh. The movement should be done in a swift "paint-brush" fashion. After this, for the Moist William to be complete, put your clothes back on, pack your belongings, leave without saying a word, and never call her back.

Aye brody, last night Yanni told me he gave his girl a moist William. She was so confused.

by Bravo MNGMT May 2, 2017

William Boo

The Biggest Simp

Omg, that guys such a William Boo

by JJs Juicy Forehead August 19, 2020

william strat

Instead of using toilet paper when you take a dump, you use your index finger

“Hey bro we’re out of toilet paper”
“Just use the William Strat bro”

by Dredgen-Azreal June 22, 2019

William May

He is very thiiicccc and is a good bin monitior

CHEERS TO WILLIAM

William May is a dick and he is also thiccccc

by mrthiiicccc December 2, 2020

Lyla Williams

Lyla is a absolutely leng bird who means a lot to me. She is gorgeous and prepossessing. I hope that she never leaves me and i won’t leave her. Her hair eyes nose and body is j perfect tbh. I love you bebs xx

Wayyy wankerrrrr. -Written for Lyla Williams

Love u Bebs

by Rupert massive penis January 29, 2022

William TURDner

A perfect ass pirate. He is an Orlando Bloom lookalike.

William TURDner is starring soon in 'Ass pirates of San Fagcisco'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021