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raging crank

A hard, raging, erect penis that is ready to slice some tender pussy.
She could see my raging crank through my suit pants & I knew she was ready for it.
by Korgkronosx August 25, 2015
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wrote rage

1. Experiencing excessive anger or becoming unreasonably upset due to the identification of improper usage of punctuation and grammar in everyday life.

2. Confusion or frustration brought about by the inability to adequately express yourself; intense aggravation compounded by the knowledge that the correct words or syntax exist in the English language that would exactly convey the intended message, but recollection is stubbornly out of reach.
1. The sign that said, "Please 'do not feed the' seagull's", inflamed my wrote rage to DEFCON level 3.

2. Wrote rage compelled a grammar Nazi to repeat the explanation of the difference between "your" and "you're".

3. "I know there is a better way to say this. I swear, it's on the tip of my tongue. AHH! This wrote rage is going to make my brain leak out my ears!"
by blergenderper February 22, 2017
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Raging Turkey

A sex act performed while receiving fellatio by lifting the balls so that the underside may be licked then dropping them on her face and holding it there. The ensueing gurgling screams of anger and sight of your balls draped over her face like a turkey's wattle combine to give it it's name.
I'm gonna give her the raging turkey later, wish me luck.
by Togwog March 31, 2019
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demon rage

an alcoholic drink. made up of a mix of monster, red bull, and absolute vodka. Hits hard.
1-u want a shot?
2-yea hit me up with some demon rage!
by Drinkerrrrr December 4, 2010
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Rage Drink

When you are so pissed off about school (and also dehydrated) that you chug an entire liter of water in one massive gulp.
Vro, he was so pissed off about his heat transfer homework that he fucking rage drink-ed an entire Nalgene™ bottle. It was epic.
by okaythisisepicmydude6999 April 10, 2019
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Rage Writing

Rage writing is the art of getting pissed off at someone for what they did or what words they used to get your panties in a twist online, so to get back at them, you proceed to write up a definition on Urban Dictionary relating to your encounter. Whether it gets accepted or not could be a game to gamble on.

The definition could be anything from what they said, their name, what they did, or something completely different from those options.
Example 1:
mangpo is a great example of someone who did some rage writing and got their definition accepted

Example 2:
Dwangy: ur a homosexual
coolgamer789: fuk u
Dwangy: dumb cunt, die
coolgamer (after encounter): gunna write up a definition for dwangy and his stupid ass
by ChronicClub September 5, 2018
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compu-rage

A state of undue hositility or anger towards ones computer, similar to road rage
I have total compu-rage right now; I'd love to throw this piece of crap right out the window
by C Mack Diva December 27, 2007
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