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the dick phantom

a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex
James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?
by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017
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Phantom Vibrate

That feeling you get when you think your phone is ringing in your pocket. But it isn't.
I was hoping for her call but it was only a phantom vibrate
by myhumanrevolution June 2, 2015
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Phantom Laugh

When someone makes a joke and everyone laughs, then you think of it minutes late when everyone stopped finding it funny and you start laughing
"I thought about what Johny said 5 minutes ago and phantom laughed, everyone looked at me weird.
by NameEntry1 August 19, 2025
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Phantom chest

When you hear the beautiful melody that means a chest is close to your location in fortnite but the chest does not exist on really and the sound is a haunting mirage.
Boy: do you hear that? Do you hear that chest? I think I hear a chest behind this wall.

Boy’s friend: nah you creepy skitzo, there is no chest here you’re going crazy.

Boy: probably just a phantom chest.
by Defelicious May 8, 2018
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Go Phantom

Definition of a phantom person:

An apparition or specter. an appearance or illusion without material substance, as a dream image, mirage, or optical illusion. a person or thing of merely illusory power, status, efficacy, etc.: the phantom of fear.

“Don’t go ghost, go phantom.”

Becoming/being a phantom: A person enduring emotional trauma decides to “go phantom”. Still being relevant and social, unlike “going ghost”, a phantom still holds his/her stigma about themselves. They don’t lose their status or communications with the outside world. A person loses themselves and decides to go phantom; their reality doesn’t feel real because of the emotional trauma they are enduring . They feel as if they are just in an allusion, their own reality feels distraught, and disturbed. But a phantom chooses to become a phantom to grow into what they plan to become. Their vision of themselves they choose to claim and compose of. Whatever a phantom’s dream or illusion is they will pursue it with consistent dedication and will. The phantom during this process find themselves again, and through time a phantom reconnects with their reality and doesn’t try to escape it, but endure it.

(A person going phantom is a person that feels broken or lost and chooses to find themselves again but not cut everyone off in the process. Humbly endures their struggle unlike ghosting.)
“Joseph didn’t go ghost, he went phantom because he wanted his friends there with him during his grind.”

Don’t go ghost, go phantom.”
by Preston Sexton June 10, 2022
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Phantom

An Oc that is edgy as well as op, if you look at em ur dead usually wearing the color green, black or purple. they usually carry a sword or scythe around to increase the edgyness by 30% .
Oh shit Phantoms coming, act normal!
by xX Phantom Anims Xx September 29, 2020
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Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
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