THIRTEENTH-FLOORED

To isolate yourself somewhere above everyone and hate on everyone below you.

Over the events of the day and completely thirteenth-floored

by Shredhead5280 October 05, 2019

Floor Diver

One who has a tendency to get drunk of a small amount of alcohol...mainly four lokos. Then once full blown unexplainably drunk--spills, falls, and does ridiculous activities with little or no use of their body. All eventually leading them to fall to the floor covered in alcohol, food, trash or whatever else is in there way. These floor divers also enjoy talking shit to whoever they can at the party or on the street.

Joe we knew you shouldn't have drank those four lokos. You've been an expert Floor Diver all night.

by shredder141 September 29, 2010

Floor Liquors

that goofy aah group

chad: "Try to have a normal conversation for longer than 2 seconds impossible challenge"
chad 2: "Real"
chad 3: "We got that goofy aah group"

25.04.2024 - Excerpt from least brainrot Floor Liquors conversation

by uncle O April 25, 2024

choppin the floor

When a couple is dancing, and the female reaches for the ground. Causing her butt to push against the male with more force than usual, then the male stumbles backwards.

"Your girl Indigo went off out there, she had LeQuan choppin the floor."

by LeQuan Treadwell January 31, 2014

floor flapper

Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.

We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....

by Not a Flapper August 04, 2019

floor clothes

(n.) The clothes that a promiscuous female would wear out to the club find a guy and take off for him that night during a one night stand. They spend more time on the floor of a guys room then on the actual woman.

Guy 1: The club is poppin man check out these women. They're wearing next to nothing.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.

by Seth L-V February 06, 2008

floor gum

When you cum on the floor and make the bitch lick it up.

I heard she's into some kinky shit.
Yeah I heard she liked floor gum.

by Kaden Streitenberger April 23, 2021