Nut Surprise

When a girl is sucking a guy's dick and he randomly nuts on her face and yells SURPRISE!

"Dude I totally gave that chick a nut surprise last night."

by Aimee & Bill March 20, 2008

Nut Sucker

Someone who sucks nuts

Jason is a nut sucker

by DJHomeboi January 25, 2015

nuts-good

1. Depriving from "not good", meaning the same thing with a homosexual twist. 2. When a man possesses homosexual feelings towards another man. 3. When something is the opposite of good, more extreme than "not good."

1. "Macy snuck into my bed last night... it was nuts-good."

2. "After watching that gay-porn I'm feeling pretty nuts-good."

3. (While playing resident evil), "There are so many zombies in this room! Nuts-good!"

by JohntheFisherman August 4, 2007

dark nuts

testicles with frostbite

Davey really learned his lession this Christmas about walking naked throug a blizzard he got dark nuts and his ass was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

non-nuts

A vagina.

That woman is such a bitch. Someone should kick her in the non-nuts.

by SelfishMotives July 7, 2008

Clap nuts

When ones nuts(aka. testicles) collide with ones leg creating a loud "clapping" sound.

Look, there goes Steve. He has "clap nuts"

by Logan May 24, 2003

Voltron of Nut

One who receives copious amounts of human sexual goo from a wide variety of well endowed suitors.

She/He is the Voltron of Nut.

by smokedcorndog September 23, 2019