viagra hard

Having an erection that is so gratuitously engorged that it resembles a penis medicated by the performance-enhancing erectile disfunction drug, Viagra.

"Dude, but that touchdown pass was so clutch it gave me a viagra hard broner, no homo."

"Sorry man, but I think your mom felt my viagra hard throbber when she hugged me goodbye."

by Orbital Frontal January 19, 2010

hard orbit

When somebody is so pissed off about something that they feel like they could launch into orbit fueled by pure rage.

Rob was in hard orbit after the Cowboys pissed it against the Giants.

by Scotty Ballgame January 7, 2012

Hard Flush

Fucking someone in the asshole with a toilet plunger while simultaneously jerking them off.

Brian Huntley just got the hard flush. He loves it.

by Dic October 18, 2003

Hard At Life

A person with particular adeptness in the subject known as life. This person's ability to succeed and flourish in the subject known as life transcends that of a regular person, reaching hardness comparable to a superhuman.

"Yo, that guy seems particularly adept at the task that he is performing"
"Yeah, my guy seems hard at life"

by Wxi March 25, 2021

stiff hard

someone who is legit and cool

bmar : yo stiff hard
me : yo whats up

by stiff hard December 27, 2008

Wheel Hard

Term used to convey reaching a level of off road capability and vehicle usage that requires driver skill and often aftermarket equipment to complete an off road course risking personal injury and damage to the vehicle.

Dude! Did you see that video of me completing that level 5 trail? Brah, I wheel hard!!!

by Gator-Bait April 28, 2015

try hard

trying too hard at an actvitity

that boy is a try hard

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016