Getting Eggs

When a man isn't simp enough to get a successful date, so he buys eggs instead.
Getting rejected, stood up

Kevinn had a date with Jonathan, but he's getting eggs, instead

You:"The streamer didn't like my love letter, I got eggs"
Danny De Vito:"Here's one!"

by KappaGee February 15, 2020

You think you're getting all new

Getting all new means thinking you are better than someone else

You think you're getting all new just because you think you know it all

by Banter Girl January 25, 2020

get off scot-free

What da lecherous ex-Prez Willie C. managed to do **twice over** in the Monica Blewinsky case --- first, he was able to delightedly "get off" from Miss L's huge luscious smoochy lips' lovingly pleasuring his crooked wiener. And then when said sordid tryst "came back to haunt him" with a Congressional trial, he was able to "get off" without punishment, even though he obviously had done everything he'd been accused of. He was even able to keep his marriage intact.

I as a "common citizen" can get jailed for merely stealing a pack of gum, yet Bill Clinton didn't even get a slap on da wrist for majorly dallying with his intern (and who knows how many other women during his lifetime!), and he was a married man, to boot --- he could totally get off scot-free merely because he was da President at da time! What kind of convoluted nonsense --- not to mention an awful role-model for our nation's raging-hormones-steeped youth --- is THAT???

by QuacksO July 9, 2019

Getting Horizonned

To get scammed out of a large amount of money for a major investment (for example: a college course, driving school).

John: "Dude, we payed like 2000 euros to follow a course in IT system management and they don't ever teach us anything!"

Joe: "Shit dude... Sounds like we were getting horizonned out of our money when paying for this course!"

by KapiteinKoek March 5, 2019

come get these hands

A statement made to challenge someone to a fight. fight, fistfight, beatdown, brawl, Worldstar, throw hands, punch, boxing

If you keep talking trash, I'm going to throw you a beating. Alright then, come get these hands.

by joecoolthefool December 19, 2016

Get My Mind Right

To smoke a cigarette/blunt/or any substance that will alter your state of mind, typically to improve your ability to complete an otherwise boring task. Typically something you would say prior to doing so. Basically the equivalent of "I'm going to excuse myself real quick to go out back/run to my car to smoke a cig/blunt/joint"

i.e. Go take a smoke break

Hey man can you watch the grill? Imma go get my mind right

Im gonna start cleaning up my station, just let me go get my mind right first

by styn December 10, 2021

this is it.. don’t get sent now

respect the sender.. or get sent

“chill out, yudas. this is it.. don’t get sent now”

by sretaw, trebor August 27, 2022