are you stroking my cock

absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"

by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024

ceo of massive cock

Hayden J. Teague

Did you hear Hayden Teague became the CEO of massive cock.

by 🥖🥖 December 18, 2020

Nose cocking

The act of wearing one’s face covering to protect their mouth but deliberately under their nose

Hey, look at that ‘nose cocking’ twat! Does he not realise his nose is also part of his respiratory system?

by Cras13 December 4, 2021

Nanika's cock

Largest cock ever created by god the most perfect meat ever bestowed upon this world no other man or any form of surgery can recreate it

Lesbians:Cancel Nanika's cock on Twitter as it is homophobic and lesbophobic.

by angrytwitterlesbian April 23, 2021

cock block

when ERIK doesnt wanna stop watching fight club

“erik pls go home, you are cock blocking”

“no i wanna watch fight club”

by Tpwk ppl August 8, 2022

Cock stock

The equity you have in personal or own genitalia

My wife is the sole share holder of my cock stock

The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock

The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock

An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade

by Sontworryavoutit August 12, 2021

cock robbin goblin

created by Annabelle Calypso (shes a tik toker)

someone who takes your man

A: “mannn this bitch stole my man shes a real cock robbin goblin”

by mollymuncherr June 26, 2023