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Same Sex Marriage

Marriage between two people of the same gender. I may not agree with it or think it's normal, but it doesn't affect me so who the hell cares? It should be legal because it's victimless and it only affects the people who marry. If it makes them happy, so what? I personally think it's unnatural, but I don't care because it doesn't affect me. In America we have the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, and if marrying someone of the same gender allows some people to achieve the last two, then go for it.
James: Do you approve of same sex marriage? I think it's a sin and should be illegal.

Me: I also think it's a sin, but it should be legal because in America we can do whatever we want if it doesn't affect others. Is lying illegal? Is disrespecting your parents illegal? Is worshipping false gods illegal? Is using the lords name in vain illegal? No. All of those are sins and none are illegal, so why should same sex marriage be illegal? Plus, God forgives our imperfections and he loves all of us.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 8, 2020
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Opposite-Sex Social Deficiency

Also known as OSSD.

When an individual finds it incredibly difficult to converse or interact with a person of the opposite sex.

Also occurs when an individual can interact with a person of the opposite sex, but speaks without thinking, offends them without knowing it, or just doesn't know how to treat them. This can be seen in terrible boyfriends/girlfriends, pimps, annoying nerds, and short white freckled kids who think they're tough.
Justin: *mumbling* umm.. hi... i'm justin.. uh...
Hottest Girl in School: Hey, um, I don't remember ever seeing you before...
Justin: yeah um that's cus i'm always behind you... wait no i mean...
HGiS: Ew! Get away you freak!

*justin runs back to friends*
Friend: Omg man, do you have OSSD or something?!
Justin: What's that?
Friend: Opposite-sex social deficiency. You can figure it out.
by Synoryth November 5, 2009
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Oral Mario Cart Sex

When one person is playing Mario Cart and the other is giving them oral
Person A: Damnnnnnnnnn bro me and Jessie did some good ass Oral Mario Cart Sex last night.
Person B: Nice one bro, me and Chris gonna do some tonight.
by god_of_oranges August 1, 2021
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Hotline Bling Sex Move

To fill your condom with hot sauce after sex
Ayyy yoo dog I filled my condom with hot sauce so she can't dump the semen into her pussy later
Hotline Bling Sex move defined as, "To fill your condom with hot sauce after sex"
by yules117805 January 14, 2022
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Shit Ourselves Sex (SOS)

When you cum so hard you shit yourself or feel like you might have shit yourself.
Tony and I ended our date with some real good shit ourselves sex (SOS).
by The Naughty Professor April 9, 2023
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temporary insanity sex urge

The insane or insane-like urge to fuck.
I remember feeling such a strong urge and need to fuck my woman that looking back on it I realize I was in a condition which could be correctly described as temporary insanity. I say that because I remember that in that condition nothing else mattered as much as fucking her. I also remember one evening when I was in our car and the urge I felt to fuck her overrode the urge to eat, and I remember telling her that. I call that condition "temporary insanity sex urge."
by but for May 8, 2018
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