national fuck a brody

on this day (september 16th) you have sex with someone named brody

“wow do you know what day it is?”
“yes it’s National Fuck A Brody Day”

by derek smith September 7, 2020

National Claping Day

It’s the day where you grab your girlfriend/wifes and rail them on the bed!

It’s every September 8th.

Dude, aren’t you excited for National Claping Day tommorow?

by CalebsStudios July 1, 2021

national ali and faith day

the day that ali and faith met <3

today is national ali and faith day

by iluvfaith May 1, 2021

National Dick Sucking Day

October 10th is National Dick Sucking Day.

I can’t wait to get my dick sucked today is October 10th, National Dick Sucking Day!

by BIGTEMPY October 10, 2023

National dress as your GTA Character Day

wear the same outfit your GTA character has on :)

This event is held on December 21st

person 1: " Yooo, look at my GTA character"
person 2: " You know what day it is right?"
person 1: "nah what are you talkin ab?"
Person 2: "National dress as your GTA Character Day"
person 1: "oh fr"
person 2: "yes now change rn"

by Tylera14 December 21, 2022

Old National

When someone’s dick is so dirty and musty, it’s equivalent to the hygiene of one of the first presidents.

Girl, I haven’t seen him shower, I am scared that dick is gonna be an Old National.

by Suejonathon May 29, 2024

National Jahtari gets head day

August 11th is National Jahtari Gets head day. On this day all citizens sharing the name Jahtari shall receive head at any given time strictly from the throat goat AKA bri bri 2x

“Oh my god National Jahtari gets head day is only 10 days away I’m fucking ready”

by JaMiles04 August 1, 2021