Phone-to-face

Dropping a cell phone onto your face when using it whilst lying down on a bed, couch, etc.

Guy1: *looks at Guy2's face* Oh god, what the hell's wrong with your nose?

Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.

Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.

by RokettoJanpu June 15, 2018

The Phone Move

When a male leans in excessively close to a female to see something displayed on the female's hand held device (phone, camera, ipod) in order to achieve physical contact.

When Sara showed Jim the picture they just took together, Jim used the phone move to get close enough to lean against her.

by d-holl November 4, 2009

Phone AIDS

When your phone stops receiving messages in a group chat

Mike: My car crashes into shit by itself
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors

Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday

by StivesMoney July 10, 2020

phone-coma

When someone is focused only on their phone and nothing else.

Completely ignorant to the outside world.

Usually this person is standing or walking slow as balls
with their eyes glued to their phone.

I told Brad the story about my ex, but he was in a phone-coma he didn't hear anything I said.

Bro, that guy almost got hit by a car and he didn't even notice!

I know bro, he's in a phone-coma.

by IsaiahtheBatman (ABH) October 10, 2011

Plasti-phone

A plastic appearing saxophone. Normally has a matte type of finish.

“The girl in the second row plays a Plasti-phone. Wonder how much it was.”

by Goochee August 16, 2018

sell-phone

A cell phone or mobile device which advertisers uninvitedly use to sell things to cell phone users by sending them text messages but also popping ads on the interface, especially when users are surfing the Web.

Some advertisers uninvitedly turn my cell phone into a sell-phone, an S, E, L, L phone.

by but for July 19, 2018

Stunt-phone

When a 'working-girl' carries several cell phones, with the phone in which she receives her 'business calls' from her 'Johns', being called the stunt-phone.

Damn, that blue-eyed working girl, carries 3 cell phones, how many 'stunt-phones' does a 'Ho' need?

by The beast 1990 May 14, 2011