Sock Jack

When a lonely man masturbates ( to the point of orgasm ) into a sock

Dude , I've gone through 4 pairs of socks , just by sock jacking

by MeowChammerpants October 26, 2013

no socks day

no socks day occurs may 8th. it is a day to be free, and not to wear socks. break out the flip flops!

boy1:what's with the flip flops?
boy2:it's no socks day dude!

by john the peep March 15, 2007

blue sock

To have sex with someone in the anus so hard that a thin layer of their anus is left on your penis

Dude, I blue socked that bitch last night

by Jake February 3, 2005

the poop sock

don't let mom catch you talking to bongespob paresquants at 3 am or else she will take the stinky lesson and go wacky on you with it.

Elizabreth: lol im gonna talk to my bf bongespob paresquants
Megan: NO ELIZABRETH ITS 3 AM MOM HAS THE POOP SOCK
Elizabreth: hi babe <333333333333333333333333
Pongebob Paresquants: lol heeyaw if y'all know what I mean
the poop sock: *wakes up*
mom: omg not pongebob paresquants! it's time for the poop sock.
Elizabreth: NOT THE POOP SOCK

by mastr gril123456781 June 13, 2019

Poop sock

You can get a poop sock by being the first comment on one of @compromised_poop_sockv3 posts. If you get 3 poop socks, you get a shoutout on his story.

Me:YAY I GOT 3 POOP SOCKS
Dad: WHO CARES
Everyone else: ME

by Lil TurdSox April 28, 2019

sock cock

someone who uses a sock as a condom

she got pregnet becasue i wore a sock cock

by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005

red sock

When a person is on the recieving end of enough anal sex that their anus changes from an "Innie" to an "Outtie". Gross!

Mom, Mitchell's red sock is clogging up the drain again.

by Red Sock Ranger August 11, 2006