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California Sandwich

Baby sandwich. Commonly reffered to as a California Cheeseburger, may have originated on the Simpsons. Often used to refer to a hippie who is too high to notice that they're eating a baby. Ingriedients are as follows; 1 large baby, 2 extra large slices of bread, season to taste, (Note: May add lettuce, onion, pickle, tomato, ketchp, mustard, or mayonnaise to give your baby more flavor)
by T ro n Vna Htutoen January 17, 2006
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bowden sandwich

a piece of ham stuck to a school teacher's backside
'i just made a bowden sandwich on the teachers chair'
by gcrocker May 22, 2011
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Nightmare Sandwich

When you're having a nightmare, wake up from the nightmare to find everything is just fine--in fact your life is perfect--and then you wake up from THAT dream into the nightmare that your life actually is (typically paralleling the first nightmare).

Note: After repetitively appearing, often induces insomnia.
*guy in friendzone*
*dreams a nightmare paralleling his life*
*wakes from that dream into one where he's escaped the friendzone*
*wakes again into his reality where he's in the friendzone again*

Thus the Nightmare Sandwich:

(NIGHTMARE//SOMETHING PLEASANT//NIGHTMARE)
by scrilla103 December 27, 2011
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Cupcake Sandwich

When you take the bottom of the cupcake (the cakey bit), pull it off & put it ontop of the frosting. The frosting acts like the filling & the cake ends are the bread.
Making a cupcake sandwich, it tastes better!
by cat in a hat in a box. December 10, 2010
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Sandwich Syndrome

Sandwich Syndrome is when someone doesn't go through puberty until Sophomore year in highschool, or sometimes even later.

Named after the town of Sandwich, Illinois because everyone born and raised here has never gone through puberty even when they are in highschool.

Sandwich Syndrome is a terrible, yet hilarious disorder, and should be laughed at whenever you see a non-pubescent FAG
Guy 1: Hey, why is that 6th grader going to Chem 2?

Guy 2: That's not a 6th grader, that's our teacher!

Guy 1: Ooh, he must be from Sandwich

Guy 1 & 2 Laugh

Teacher: Detention, both of you! Sandwich Syndrome is a SERIOUS disorder
by Buh AMF April 3, 2009
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tulip sandwich

Sexual act where two guys put their dicks in 1 butthole
"Wow! Did you hear that jack got a tulip sandwich from james and conner last night?"
by Nerdyo December 18, 2017
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cocaine sandwich

two layers of cocaine with heroin in the middle.
"Hey Tim, this is one great cocaine sandwich."
by phillyfryer December 31, 2011
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