California Sandwich

Baby sandwich. Commonly reffered to as a California Cheeseburger, may have originated on the Simpsons. Often used to refer to a hippie who is too high to notice that they're eating a baby. Ingriedients are as follows; 1 large baby, 2 extra large slices of bread, season to taste, (Note: May add lettuce, onion, pickle, tomato, ketchp, mustard, or mayonnaise to give your baby more flavor)

"I'm hungry for a California Sandwich!" ~ Shaquille O'Neal

by T ro n Vna Htutoen January 17, 2006

lady sandwich

Noun: The delectable inner sanctum of a lady's privates

Synonyms include: the mossy cleft, fanjita, vag-jay-jay, foof, poonani, clam, sideways smile, eye of sauron, etc

Modifier/verb: (usually be sandwiched between)
squeeze between two other lady sandwiches, typically in a restricted space or so as to be uncomfortable in honour of the mighty nation of Lesbos and the scissor sisterhood

'My dear you have a wonderful lady sandwich, perhaps we could meet in the stationary cupboard and lady sandwich between the A3 printer paper & the staple removers?'

by LyndzRuleOK May 5, 2016

Hug Sandwich

An activity in which two people both embrace the same person from opposite sides simaultaneously.

Let's both hug Abbie and make a hug sandwich!

by AndyTheRoo December 4, 2010

drop a sandwich

The act of dining, breaking bread or having a meal with another. Replacement for the phrase "let's do lunch."

I have not seen you since we went S-boardin' up at Mount Hood, yo. Let's drop a sandwich and catch up, bro.

by nothin but nachos dos September 24, 2010

Nightmare Sandwich

When you're having a nightmare, wake up from the nightmare to find everything is just fine--in fact your life is perfect--and then you wake up from THAT dream into the nightmare that your life actually is (typically paralleling the first nightmare).

Note: After repetitively appearing, often induces insomnia.

*guy in friendzone*
*dreams a nightmare paralleling his life*
*wakes from that dream into one where he's escaped the friendzone*
*wakes again into his reality where he's in the friendzone again*

Thus the Nightmare Sandwich:

(NIGHTMARE//SOMETHING PLEASANT//NIGHTMARE)

by scrilla103 December 27, 2011

bowden sandwich

a piece of ham stuck to a school teacher's backside

'i just made a bowden sandwich on the teachers chair'

by gcrocker May 22, 2011

Cupcake Sandwich

When you take the bottom of the cupcake (the cakey bit), pull it off & put it ontop of the frosting. The frosting acts like the filling & the cake ends are the bread.

Making a cupcake sandwich, it tastes better!

by cat in a hat in a box. December 10, 2010