Old Man Hang

1)Noun- A sexually inappropriate comment made by a man over the age of forty that leaves younger people in a group speechless due to seniority and awkwardness
2) Noun-Literal unexplained length of a male member over the age of 40 years. The sexual counterpart to old man strength.

"Did you hear Dad talk about the difference between women's briefs and spandex during the track meet? That was a total Old Man Hang!"
"Did you the size of that old man's junk in the locker room? That can only be explained by old man hang."

by StayFrosty469 February 18, 2023

hanging out with rulers

Being a slut

she will deff suck your dick
She's been hanging out with rulers all day

by Impro4ever November 7, 2014

Hang my holes

2 dicks in a vagina and 2 in the asshole

Hang my holes now

by Rdrrfvgvgvggg February 10, 2017

Same day hang

When you start getting schlitzed a little bit before society says it's ok to, and after a few hours, you're starting to feel those familiar symptoms; this time there's no sleep buffer, though, so it comes outta nowhere.

"Dude, pass me another Hamm's, I gotta fight off this same day hang."

by The Sweetest Tea May 22, 2014

Hulu and Hang Out

Alternative to "Netflix and Chill".

I'm bout to go check out this fine Honey soon as I finish this last cut. We gon Hulu and Hang Out on the Ave!

by Terry Bad Ice January 12, 2018

hairy hang glider

When a woman has a hairy vagina that has been abused so many times as a hang glider in emergency situations

This bitch has a hairy hang glider

by kingboy3 March 5, 2015

Bad hang day

A day when the penis may seem smaller, and is not as presentable as it normally is.

My girlfriend asked if she could hop in the shower with me, but I told her no, it's a bad hang day.

by Mattdoggg September 6, 2017