Fortnite

What 12 year-olds fap to

Smooth brainer 1: Fortnite characters are thicc
Smooth brainer 2: Especially the new skin
Person with average IQ: Eww stop fapping to e-girls, just kidnap one in real life

by Fat fatass February 17, 2021

Fortnite

A video that most boys play and VSCO girls hate it

Eww fortnite said a VSCO girl said

by Pizza 🍕 VSCO November 7, 2019

Fortnite

A game many toxic 7-year-olds use to master the art of their Mommy’s Credit Card. Often they end up getting addicted and making small-dick-energy statements that Fortnite is better than games such as Grand Theft Auto 5 (2013, 2015, 2021) and Call of Duty (1999-present, annual releases)

Players of Fortnite are referred to as Fortnite Kids or Toxic 7 Year Olds

by RenTheHen August 17, 2020

Fortnite

A fun game ruined by little kids who try way too hard!

Guy: Yo do you play Fortnite?
Guy 2: No.
Guy: You are dogwater so free.

by Takata | Takis May 7, 2021

Fortnite

A game that was originally good until it was overrun by normies. This game is the reason why 1.1 million people in the US are still virgins.

Girl: DO YOU EVEN LOVE ME! YOU SPEND ALL THAT TIME ON THE STUPID GAME.
Guy: Yeah sure...
Girl: I CHEATED ON YOU WITH 10 OTHER GUYS BECAUSE YOU NEVER TALK TO ME ANYMORE.
Guy: Mmhm

Ha! look at that normie playing Fortnite.

by Endzo1987 May 21, 2018

Fortnite

ugly as* nigg*s wit no life play this game. Fortnite is also hella gay fam.

u play fortnite? -naw fam i have something called testicles.

by homo sapien nigg* July 12, 2018

Fortnite

God's biggest mistake

Person 1: Hey guys! Have you played Fortnite yet?
Person 2: Leave

by LilPoster June 27, 2018