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August 24th

Hey dude, what day is it?
-It's August 24th! Wanna come with me to blow shit up?
-sure!
by Officer piggy wiggy August 23, 2021
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August 9th

August 9th is the day leaders are born, not just any leaders, the most compassionate and kind leaders.

Females born on this day are sweet, generous, strong and very kind, always look good and will age like fine wine.
Bossy, strong and attractive women are born on August 9th.
Man born on this day are strong, determined and very attractive, they are the definition of a faithful man.
If someone is born on this day and their name starts with the letter E, they will be very successful and loved by many.

Those born on this day will be challenged but they will succeed no matter what.
Person 1: hey when is the boss birthday?

Person 2: Eloisa was born on August 9th

Person 1: she is such a great leader.

Person 1 : The boss lady is very attractive huh?

Person 2: yeah, she was born on August 9th

Person 1: makes sense.
by Thetruthwill setyoufree July 23, 2022
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Andrew August

yo he got that fuckin SCHMEAT tho, like damn daddy did you rob the butcher for that hamhock or are you just slanging the spoils of the hunt. You could choke a goddamn hippo with that hog.
Andrew August wakes up in the morning, fully erect with the salute of a thousand men, ready to bless the earth with his girth.
by nicecaulk October 11, 2020
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august 3rd

National call out the people who talk shit behind peoples backs day!
"Its August 3rd!"
"So."
"We get to expose everyone we know who's chatting shit"
by sdbtlg January 24, 2023
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August 10

August 10 is the day where guys that are dumb in relationships are born.

They don't know how to treat a girl and take everything to heart hurting loved ones and making them feel guilty
Girl: Hey, when's your birthday?
Guy: August 10, why??
Girl: Oh, no wonder you never keep a girl.
by h0pem_35 February 21, 2022
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August 13th

people born on august 13th have massive dicks
John: "Ben, is your birthday August 13th?"
Ben: "Yes John."
John: "You must have a massive dick!"
by notnorton May 22, 2022
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August 28

Teacher:Why didn’t you do your homework? You: It’s August 28 so that means it’s no homework day!!!
by Ayathecool May 31, 2021
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