Two cars arrive at a four-stop at the same time. Both cars inch forward and stop, but no one crosses the intersection. And we wait. And wait. Cars in this situation are typically driven by Asians.
I could't get through the intersection quickly because we had an Asian Standoff blocking the intersection.
by BrofessorD May 22, 2017
Get the asian standoffmug. When about to have intercourse with a female from behind , just before you proceed you surprise her with a full Nelson and then proceed to have sex so she looks like a grasshopper pinned by its wings.
by The guy under the bridge February 14, 2017
Get the Asian grasshoppermug. by Tyruct Jenkins April 21, 2011
Get the Mad Asianmug. Exactly what the word states: Asian Virgin.
A guy who is Asian and a Virgin. He has absolutely no sexual conversation social cues.
Generalized name made after several encounters with Asian Virgin Men.
Written by an Asian
A guy who is Asian and a Virgin. He has absolutely no sexual conversation social cues.
Generalized name made after several encounters with Asian Virgin Men.
Written by an Asian
Girl: I'm sore
Asian guy: I could make you more sore
Girl: You're an Asian Virgin
Girl: I need something to drink I'm thirsty
Asian Guy: I'm thirsty for you
Girl: ????
Asian guy: I could make you more sore
Girl: You're an Asian Virgin
Girl: I need something to drink I'm thirsty
Asian Guy: I'm thirsty for you
Girl: ????
by lycheejinx_ February 8, 2022
Get the Asian Virginmug. When you were told your whole life that your not Asian, even though you obviously are, and you believe it
Guy: Hey nice you meet you, what part of Asia are you from?
Girl: Asia? What are you talking about I'm Italian as she walks away.
Guy: looks at friend and says wow did you just see that Asian Buffo
Girl: Asia? What are you talking about I'm Italian as she walks away.
Guy: looks at friend and says wow did you just see that Asian Buffo
by Jjw777 March 3, 2017
Get the Asian buffomug. Asian labradors are very small.
by jerry dow April 16, 2019
Get the Asian labradormug. (adj.) the angle in which a camera is positioned down below the male genitalia specifically the penis, giving it the illusion making it appear bigger than it actually is for the purpose of SEXting, basically the old bait and switch.
Peter: "Hey, Mike I was looking at your profile on ChristianMIngles, your dick looks kinda small."
Mike: "I know, what should I do?"
Peter "Use the Asian Angle"
Mike: "That's genius. Thanks."
Mike: "I know, what should I do?"
Peter "Use the Asian Angle"
Mike: "That's genius. Thanks."
by GoDeep June 27, 2017
Get the Asian Anglemug.